User:Maio~enwiki/Gnome Nation, Inc.

Gnomes do not exist.
Go away!
You have been warned.

The first rule of Gnomes is: you do not talk about Gnomes.

The second rule of Gnomes is: Gnomes do not exist.

Third rule of Gnomes, someone yells "Help!" you must succor him/her.

Fourth rule, you can only be invited by a fellow Gnome.

Fifth rule, consider a vandalism on your User Page as a Gnome invitation.

And the sixth and final rule, if this is your first time at the Gnomes, you have to get your Gnome username.

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